"But it was me!" Hoshi tried to reassure him. "Remember last year when everyone changed into other people and the other version of me pierced her belly button and left me to deal with the infection? Well, I think that's what happened. Except this time, I already had the piercing, so instead she left--"

Her eyes widened. "Did we have sex last night?"

It was a rhetorical question. She already knew the answer.