"Yeah, but which one's which?" Peach asked.

Caled rolled his eyes and pushed around his ersatz brother. "I'm Caled, he's Peach, we're hungry. Our portal had a layover in IKEA. IKEA. And neither of us had local currency for meatballs."

Sighing, Peach followed Caled inside. "Yeah, and whose fault is that? You're the one who spent it in video game world."

"Yeah, but I-"

"On Tetris."

"Tetris is awesome!"