"I started school here in '07," Ronan offered, "graduated, spent two years out in the galaxy doing internships in medical clinics for species whose names I can't even pronounce, and still this place is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

"If you ever think you've got a bead on it, you're wrong, and it'll probably take great pleasure in informing you otherwise. Just wait until you wake up as a woman. Or a pony."