A Flux of Flame and Ocean

The call about his underwear was unexpected, since Ronan couldn't recall any particular discussions of it lately. Still, he couldn't help but be... a little inappropriate in his reply.

There was a confusing message about someone need something and looking for a note, which got an even more confused reply, and some freak who thought that stabbing was foreplay, who should have gotten an offer for psychiatric care. There was Marco, and a call about cookies, which got replies, and then a call with much profanity, which got a befuddled call in return.

[And, with luck, more to come here as well.]